Do you know what it’s like to feel everything all at once? Because I do.
And it sucks.
Do you know what it’s like to feel everything all at once? Because I do.
And it sucks.
BUytsw wenvvasxz
ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
It’s voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
that’s kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
Yes. But if you die then you’ll never know what it is.
(Source: ultrafacts, via ugly)
(Source: waitingx, via depression-stays-but-you-dont)
This. This actually made me happy for the first time since the election.
(Source: robertmueller, via tashajavanpey)
(via obviouslythatgirl)
This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
(via ruinedchildhood)
